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Some months ago, in Japan, a poll made by some News Company (or something like that), went in the streets interviewing some people about what is their religion…for the surprise of some, some around 2000 ~ 3000 people answered that they are Haruhist.

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If you don’t get it yet, these crazy people believe in HARUHI, the protagonist of the anime Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu!. Where she, Haruhi, is actually god!

A man who was interviewed explain the reason for being a Haruhist:

“Well, why can’t we believe that god is a girl, and student? He/she does whatever it wants to! At least we believe that the world is boring and we want to change it, and I think it’s better than destroying, which is what the actual religions are doing.”

It will Conquer the world o_o

High School God

God....or Haruhi in otherwords.

That’s right, time to make a quick review on the God’s anime…ladies, gentlemen…and lolicons, I present you… Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu! (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

Haruhi is a high school girl (no musical bullshit) girl, who’s actually GOD…that’s right, forget about a God that looks like your grampa, she’s hot and don’t have age enough for drink…

The title says pretty much what it is, it’s about her day life, which is goddamn boring, and then, she wished that Espers (supernatural humans), Aliens, Time Travelers and stuff, just show up to her…they didn’t, of course…but since that silly wish, the world was redone, exactly as it was, but with Espers, Aliens and Time Travelers!shit hit the fan, and she somehow become “friend” of Kyon (a normal high school guy, which his indiference with stuff are incredibly colossal), shit hit the fan again, she creates a school club,  SOS Brigade, then, the members of the club are (they join during the anime timeline): Kyon (absolutely normal), Yuki Nagato (an Alien Cyborg, who’s ALWAYS reading a book [loli probably]), Asahina Mikuro (Time traveler…and big breasted girl…no really…she is, also, Haruhi often calls her “Big Breasted Loli”) and Koyzumi (Esper, always with a smile on his face)…

Haruhi and Kyon

In the anime, the cast will be seen wearing silly clothes, like maid costume, the symbolical bunny suit, wizard robes (lol), cat costume, bikinis…and more

The anime also, have 3 episode orders:

1- Haruhi Order (she says it at the end of every episode)

2-Kyon Order (he says it at the end of every episode)

3- DVD order (the order that you’ll find to download)

4-The Chronic order (recommended)

Obs: none of these orders are wrong, just different

Here’s the chronological episodes order:

1. Episode 2 – “The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya I”
2. Episode 3 – “The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya II”
3. Episode 5 – “The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya III”
4. Episode 10 – “The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya IV”
5. Episode 13 – “The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya V”
6. Episode 14 – “The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya VI”
7. Episode 4 – “The Boredom of Haruhi Suzumiya”
8. Episode 7 – “Mystérique Sign”
9. Episode 6 – “Remote Island Syndrome (Part I)”
10. Episode 8 – “Remote Island Syndrome (Part II)”
11. Episode 1 – “The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina – Episode 00″
12. Episode 12 – “Live Alive”
13. Episode 11 – “The Day of Sagittarius”
14. Episode 9 – “Someday in the Rain”

IN A NUTSHELL: GOD is bored, create a new world, loli esper aliens join her, the world might me redone again, shit hit the fan, Shojo ending (don’t blame me)

Well, that’s enought, for you that want some hot imgs, here it goes:

Female Cast in Bunny Suits ._.

In color order:

White – Nagato Yuki

Black – GOD Suzumiya Haruhi

Red – Mikuru Asahina

Purple -Kimidori

Blue – Asakura

Pink – Ryoko

Yellow – Tsuruya

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE =_=

And remember…..

Buy haruhi DVD's and CD's, you know you want to so you can support a second season!