Pokémon Platinum!

I’ve just recently purchased Pokémon Platinum from Best Buy today, (2009/22/3), for 35 US Dollars ($34.99). Unfortunately I won’t be playing it often, because, of course, if you have siblings that are Pokémon freaks, they would want to play it more then you.

It’s basically the same thing as Pearl / Platinum nothing new except for a hud tweak, more games to play with your friends on Wi-Fi, and new minigames (Wi-Fi Plaza) and many much more things. My favourite is that you can connect it to your Wii and recieve messages and such. Boy, I wonder what they will call their future Pokémon games next, they sure are running out of elements. I would expect Pokémon Tin and Nickel.

Also, I am gonna buy the DSi of course.

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And that’s it, nothing else to say here, back to my fish sticks.

Beat Blade Haruka/Chou Kousennin Haruka

Going for a Bishoujo game review this time. Age 18+ stuff in here!

Background: AliceSoft is a renown gamesoft company, most famous for it’s large amounts of H images in their games. Their most recognised game would probably be Beat Angel Escalayer. Featuring large amounts of H images featuring a variety of fetishes. In this post, i will blog about 1 of their latest ones; Beat Blade Haruka.

Like i stated above, AliceSoft is popular for it’s H and it’s “fun” system. Like its predecessor, Beat Angel. This game contains a variety of H images, containing; Loli, Tentacle, BDSM, Futanari, Beastiality, Regular/Normal and more. The story is Admit it, you don’t care basically about a female shinobi(Haruka) finding the protagonist (Ikusabe), and he has the “Dragon Wheel Technique” and uses it to increase Haruka’s powers, basically he just has sex with her. Depending on the fetish/H scene, the end result may increase her Attack, Technique or Evasive powers. Later on, 2 other shinobi’s (Loli & Tsundere) join and Ikusabe can sex them up too. And if you find a sub/mini-boss and happens to be female, you can also sex her up, assuming that you win against her.

Combat is pretty bland i guess, point and click a technique basically, but your shinobi’s stats will always determine your wins or losses. If your evasiveness is lower than the enemy and you use a high leveled attack, it will be guranteed that you will miss. Similarly in the same situation, if you use a low level attack you will definitely miss. If you succeed in winning against a sub-boss, there’s a chance that you can sex her up, as previously stated. But if you lose, the sub-boss will torment your fallen ninja. Submitting them through sex and rape. Basically where all the extreme H scenes occur.

The other form of combat is infiltration of castles, which is like 1 of those old fashion board games, the player chooses an ilfiltration route and the shinobi runs through it. The path are formed from colour squares. As the shinobi runs through these squares, various things happen, enemies may appear or treasure is found etc. At the end, the shinobi can escape out of the castle to restore health or continue onwards to the next level or final boss. Again, if the shinobi looses from the battle, she gets raped.

Overall a typical bishoujo game story with an attempt of gameplay. The CG’s are amazing. The seiyuu’s/Voice Actors are also decent, though the regular change from Edo japanese to the present 21st centurey japanese, takes time to get used to. then again, no one ares Although the game is only half voiced, meaning that only the important parts such as the story or H scenes have actual voices in them. The combat system, is pretty boring on 1st look, but if you’re trying to get every single damn CG and H scenes, you’ll learn to appreciate it, especially the surrender technique aka “instant get-raped technique.”