Oh boy it's launching!

Can't wait to get some hat simulation action!!!

Protip: This shouldn't happen

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrm…

Overall: 0/10

See me after class!

Deus Ex review down the toilet

Status of Deus Ex review: DELAYED INDEFINATLY

Shit happens.

BUSH BUSH ZOOM ZOOM WALLOP DOSH!

It’s time to throw all your fucking money at Deus Ex Human Revolution cause this baby is coming out for a midnight release in NA on Tuesday ( 23/8 ). Poor Shockwave has to wait 3 days after NA release to play it, even on Steam. Worst part is, he never asked for it.

You may notice that in the coming months that we will be more active, that is because I suddenly had the urge to start blogging ‘stuff’ again.

The ‘stuff’ I will be blogging will be intellectual and intriguing. So no faggots allowed.

Of course, I may not bother publishing any more articles after this, so don’t hold much hope in this endeavor pulling through.

Cheers.

I will of course leave the blog up on here for the rest of eternity so that other bored fuckers can read what me and my slaves have posted from 2007 to 2010. It will also serve as a fine tutorial on how to not make a blog. I’ve also gave the blog a new “theme” in order to give the impression that we are still alive. But hey, we’re not.

This is getting pretty emotional for me now, so I will just end it quickly and give a quick farewell to all of the people who contributed to this blog and all of the people who said they were gonna contribute (had an account and shit) but didn’t bother contributing.

People who did contribute:

• Loli-phile – One of the biggest contributes with an amazing SIX blog posts created. He is a hardcore weeaboo and decided that he would post reviews of H-Games and shit like that on the blog. He has sadly became too lazy to post anything else (And only just today stated that he was doing some kind of “bet” with his sister, we can all guess what these are. They are even too disgusting for me to even comment on!)
• Flatcher – The biggest contributor apart from me (OK, that’s a lie, he’s posted more than me with his 26 blog posts.) He had a habit of posting shit blog posts which were pointless and didn’t get any views. A great homosexual and hardcore gaymer, he is too lazy to post anything as he is currently too busy playing EVE: Online and a game called APB as I am writing this.
• H-Snake – A Brazilian-Spanish person with a unique grasp of English (Google the definition of “shit”.) He tried hard in order to make interesting and unique blog posts. But unfortunately, these blog posts weren’t very interesting to non-weeaboos and were also badly set out; and combined with his “unique grasp” of English to give me the perfect 2 hour editing challenge to actually make the post readable and make sense. But disregarding all of his weaknesses, he was a pretty good blogger and actually tried to make interesting posts(Like Loli-phile(unlike Flatcher(HAUHEAUEUAHEUEE.)))

People who “sort of” contributed:

• Jargonaut (jargonaut2000) – He was a pretty cool guy and the oldest person to ever post on this blog (in terms of his IRL age.) Sadly, I never saw him much after his “Busted by the Empire” post back in November 2008 where he stated he would continue with part 2 of his epic tale “Tomorrow: After lunch” (That never happened, unless he considers “tomorrow”  two years later or he never actually has lunch.) But anyway, he has went missing from STEAM like many others, so I have no contact with him. And what a shame too, he was an old bloke so he gave some character to the blog with his posts.

• Solaris(solaris321) – Arguably the only person on the blog apart from me which had a decent grasp of English, Solaris only posted a couple of times when he could be arsed and when he wasn’t being butthurt from me annoying him (about how he’s Welsh.) He was a pretty good poster, sadly I don’t see him much anymore since he is probably in university now and doesn’t have time for faggots like us.

• Systematik – Claimed to have been the only non-weeaboo poster on this site when he made his debut back in October 2009. Systematik has contributed very little with only one blog post where he decided to be a dickhead. This fat American is too busy getting trolled from me constantly and has little time for the blog. He dedicates his time looking after his mentally retarded friend called “LuckyHalo” (I know it even sounds retarded) and helps LuckyHalo in everything which you could possibly imagine, so it was hard trying to pry Systematik away from him. I respect Systematik’s dedication in looking after his retarded friend.

People who signed up for the blog back in 2007 and didn’t bother contributing at all (There’s only one in this section)

• Devoured_By_Beef – A fellow admin on a steam community group. This Irish potato picking person signed up for the blog back when I first started it, stating that he was so happy that I made a blog and also stating that he was going to post lots and lots of content. Unfortunately, he never did that and shortly after disappeared from STEAM. I can also guess that he was actually devoured by beef.

Well, that’s everyone mentioned. And well, that is the official end of this blog. I have another “project” which I am working on here, but it isn’t very interesting and is used for trolling purposes. I am also going to be very busy with my life from now, so I may not have any time for that project as well. But anyway, I hope all of you readers out there enjoyed reading the random shit on my blog and I hope that maybe one day I will revive this blog with a renewed sense of dedication. But until then, goodbye.

Anyway, while adventuring through my wardrobe, I found something that had always haunted me when I was a kid, just like you; A game that was impossible to beat, a game that had fooled me to play it for hours by barely making through the first stage.
A game known as:

I seriously had never beat this game as a kid, it was unfairly hard since that the hit detection is beyond broken and is unforgiving, you die with all the 5 rangers, you’re out. But it’s really easy to die, enemies that hit you will take around 20% of your health bar, fall from a considerable height and you take over 50% of your whole health bar. Even if it’s “realistic physics”, they are the GODDAMN Power Rangers, they can jump over 100 meters height to hop on their Zords, but they sure can’t fall from a apartment at the 1st floor without losing half of their energy.

As much as I wanted to provide some footage, I’ve been unable to, since that the game can only run at 8 or 16 bit, I can’t any footage of it without looking like this:

As soon as I get this problem fixed, I will start recording it while I brawl through the stages.

Good luck!

Will wait until night time

Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas.

From – Loli-phile with 8 moe girls