The blog is dead, dohohohoho~

Sorry guy’s, but it is official now. The blog is dead and that is the end of it, there isn’t going to be to miracle cure for the state which the blog is in now, it’s just like cancer. This will officially be the last blog post I will make on this blog. I made a “lol this blog is dead” post earlier this year and then one of my slaves decided to write something else on the blog, ruining the mood which I had set with the “blog is dead” announcement post. Well, it’s been a fun couple of years updating and pissing around with the blog when I’ve been bored and when I decided that the blog lacked content (it still does) and forcing my “slaves” (Internet Buddies) to post shit on here in an attempt to boost the amount of content (that failed.) Well, the fun ends here as from the start I couldn’t be bothered to write anything on a blog, and now that all my slaves have “died” or I’ve lost contact with some, it’s time to officially declare the ending of this blog.

I will of course leave the blog up on here for the rest of eternity so that other bored fuckers can read what me and my slaves have posted from 2007 to 2010. It will also serve as a fine tutorial on how to not make a blog. I’ve also gave the blog a new “theme” in order to give the impression that we are still alive. But hey, we’re not.

This is getting pretty emotional for me now, so I will just end it quickly and give a quick farewell to all of the people who contributed to this blog and all of the people who said they were gonna contribute (had an account and shit) but didn’t bother contributing.

People who did contribute:

• Loli-phile – One of the biggest contributes with an amazing SIX blog posts created. He is a hardcore weeaboo and decided that he would post reviews of H-Games and shit like that on the blog. He has sadly became too lazy to post anything else (And only just today stated that he was doing some kind of “bet” with his sister, we can all guess what these are. They are even too disgusting for me to even comment on!)
• Flatcher – The biggest contributor apart from me (OK, that’s a lie, he’s posted more than me with his 26 blog posts.) He had a habit of posting shit blog posts which were pointless and didn’t get any views. A great homosexual and hardcore gaymer, he is too lazy to post anything as he is currently too busy playing EVE: Online and a game called APB as I am writing this.
• H-Snake – A Brazilian-Spanish person with a unique grasp of English (Google the definition of “shit”.) He tried hard in order to make interesting and unique blog posts. But unfortunately, these blog posts weren’t very interesting to non-weeaboos and were also badly set out; and combined with his “unique grasp” of English to give me the perfect 2 hour editing challenge to actually make the post readable and make sense. But disregarding all of his weaknesses, he was a pretty good blogger and actually tried to make interesting posts(Like Loli-phile(unlike Flatcher(HAUHEAUEUAHEUEE.)))

People who “sort of” contributed:

• Jargonaut (jargonaut2000) – He was a pretty cool guy and the oldest person to ever post on this blog (in terms of his IRL age.) Sadly, I never saw him much after his “Busted by the Empire” post back in November 2008 where he stated he would continue with part 2 of his epic tale “Tomorrow: After lunch” (That never happened, unless he considers “tomorrow”  two years later or he never actually has lunch.) But anyway, he has went missing from STEAM like many others, so I have no contact with him. And what a shame too, he was an old bloke so he gave some character to the blog with his posts.

• Solaris(solaris321) – Arguably the only person on the blog apart from me which had a decent grasp of English, Solaris only posted a couple of times when he could be arsed and when he wasn’t being butthurt from me annoying him (about how he’s Welsh.) He was a pretty good poster, sadly I don’t see him much anymore since he is probably in university now and doesn’t have time for faggots like us.

• Systematik – Claimed to have been the only non-weeaboo poster on this site when he made his debut back in October 2009. Systematik has contributed very little with only one blog post where he decided to be a dickhead. This fat American is too busy getting trolled from me constantly and has little time for the blog. He dedicates his time looking after his mentally retarded friend called “LuckyHalo” (I know it even sounds retarded) and helps LuckyHalo in everything which you could possibly imagine, so it was hard trying to pry Systematik away from him. I respect Systematik’s dedication in looking after his retarded friend.

People who signed up for the blog back in 2007 and didn’t bother contributing at all (There’s only one in this section)

• Devoured_By_Beef – A fellow admin on a steam community group. This Irish potato picking person signed up for the blog back when I first started it, stating that he was so happy that I made a blog and also stating that he was going to post lots and lots of content. Unfortunately, he never did that and shortly after disappeared from STEAM. I can also guess that he was actually devoured by beef.

Well, that’s everyone mentioned. And well, that is the official end of this blog. I have another “project” which I am working on here, but it isn’t very interesting and is used for trolling purposes. I am also going to be very busy with my life from now, so I may not have any time for that project as well. But anyway, I hope all of you readers out there enjoyed reading the random shit on my blog and I hope that maybe one day I will revive this blog with a renewed sense of dedication. But until then, goodbye.

• Devoured_By_Beef
• farewell
• Flatcher
• H-Snake
• Jargonaut
• lol so randum
• Loli-Phile
• no more updates
• Shockie
• shockwave
• slaves
• Solaris
• Systematik
• the end
• the game